Well, lemme tell ya ’bout these here tanks in that game, League of Legends. Folks keep gabbin’ ’bout which one’s the best, like it’s some kinda big deal. So, I’m gonna give ya my two cents, no fancy words, just plain talk.

First off, there’s Ornn. That fella’s tough as nails, like an old rusty tractor. He can take a beatin’ and keep on goin’. And he bangs out stuff, makes his team stronger. Like a good pot of stew, he feeds the whole dang family.

• Ornn is tough and can make stuff.

Then there’s Sion. Big fella, swings a mean axe. He’s like that ol’ bull in the pasture, charges in and knocks ya flat. When he gets goin’, ain’t nothin’ gonna stop him. He just keeps comin’, like a bad penny.

Kench, now that’s a funny one. He’s like a big ol’ catfish, swallows ya whole! Ain’t nothin’ more annoyin’ than gettin’ eaten up and spat out. He’s slippery, hard to catch, like a greased pig at the county fair.

Malphite’s a rock. A big, walkin’ rock. He ain’t flashy, but he gets the job done. When he comes crashin’ down, it’s like a boulder rollin’ down a hill. You best get outta the way!

• Malphite is like a big rock.

Shen’s like that neighbor who’s always got your back. He pops in, helps ya out, then disappears. Quick as a wink. He protects his buddies, keeps ’em safe. A good fella to have around.

K’Sante, now he’s a fancy one. Kicks hard, moves fast. Like a rooster in a hen house, he’s all over the place. Hard to pin down, always jumpin’ around. Gives ya a headache, he does.

Zac’s a bouncy fella. Like a big green blob of jello. He bounces in, bounces out, causes a ruckus. You never know where he’s gonna land, keeps ya on your toes.

Poppy’s small, but don’t let that fool ya. She’s got a big ol’ hammer, swings it around like she means business. She’s feisty, like a little terrier. Don’t mess with her, she’ll knock ya silly.

Now, some folks talk about real tanks, like that T-72. Say it’s the best ’cause there’s a bunch of ’em. Well, maybe so. But in that game, it’s all about who you like playin’. Who’s fun, who fits your style. Like pickin’ a good pair of work boots, gotta find what feels right.

And then there’s this other game, War Thunder, folks say it’s real-like tanks. Ain’t played it myself, but I hear tell it’s somethin’ else. Makes you feel like you’re really in a tank, rumblin’ and rollin’.

So, which one’s the best? Heck if I know. Depends on what you want, I reckon. Want tough? Go with Ornn or Sion. Want funny? Try Kench. Want a rock? Malphite’s your guy. It’s all a matter of taste, like pickin’ between apple pie and cherry pie. Both are good, just different.

Don’t get too hung up on what’s “best”. Just have fun with it. Like a good game of checkers, it’s about the playin’, not just the winnin’. Pick a tank, jump in, and see what happens. That’s what I say.

Tags：League of Legends, Tank Champions, Ornn, Sion, Kench, Malphite, Shen, K’Sante, Zac, Poppy, T-72, War Thunder