Okay, here’s the article about “Chamber of Reason Databank” like a plain old woman would tell it:

Alright, so you wanna know about this Chamber of Reason thingy, huh? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ too complicated, I reckon. It’s somethin’ in that Star Wars game, the one with the Jedi fella. My grandson, he plays it all the time, makes all sorts of noises with his mouth, pew pew and whoosh whoosh, you know the type.

So, this Chamber, it’s on some planet called Koboh. Sounds like a funny name, Koboh. Like somethin’ you’d say when you got a frog in your throat! Anyways, this place, it’s got puzzles. Yeah, puzzles! Like them things you