Well now, you wanna know ’bout the classes in Log Horizon, do ya? Well, listen up, ’cause I’ll tell ya all ’bout it, nice and slow so you don’t miss nothin’. You see, in the world of Elder Tale, which is the game they’re playin’ in that there show, there’s twelve main classes, kinda like jobs folks do. But hold on, ’cause each server got its own little twist to things, and they got their own special classes that might replace one of them twelve. Ain’t that somethin’?

So, let me start with the basics. First, there’s them warrior classes. Now, these folks are the tough ones, the ones who fight head-on. You got your basic Warriors who swing big ol’ swords and take the hits. Then, there’s others like them Swashbucklers and Assassins. The Swashbuckler’s a sneaky one, all quick and agile, while the Assassin, well, they sneak ‘round the back and stab ya where it hurts. Real slippery folks, those Assassins.

Now, don’t think all the classes are just ’bout fightin’. Nah, there’s a bunch of them that ain’t so much for sword swingin’, but for helpin’ the others. Like that Enchanter class, which is what Shiroe, the main fella in the show, plays. He’s got a special subclass too, called a Scribe. Ain’t that fancy? He can draw maps of places he’s been, help folks out with all sorts of magic, and make them support spells that keep his crew goin’. Makes him mighty useful, I tell ya.

Then, you got them folks who ain’t so much for battlin’, but they can craft stuff or do other things. There’s classes like the Alchemist, which I reckon is just someone who makes potions and things. Might be handy in a pinch, if you ask me. And there’s even a subclass called Accountant, now I ain’t sure what they do, but sounds like someone who’s good with numbers and keepin’ track of things, don’t it?

And don’t forget the healers! There’s classes like the Priest, which is just what you’d expect—a healer. They got magic that can heal wounds and cure folks when they get sick or hurt. I reckon they’d be mighty handy in any fight. You wouldn’t wanna be goin’ into battle without someone who can patch you up after, would ya?

Now, if you’re wonderin’ what all them subclasses are, well, there’s a mess of ‘em. Some classes got ’em, some don’t, but the subclasses are just extra special skills you can learn once you’ve got your main class down. Like them Master Swordsmen, or the Holy Warriors. Some of them even get titles like Dragon Slayer or Curseblade. Sounds pretty fancy, don’t it? You got a subclass, you get some real special abilities that make you stand out from the crowd.

Here’s the thing though, not every server has the same setup. Some servers got their own little classes that you won’t find on others. For example, some servers got a class called Geki. Now, this one’s a bit tricky to explain, but it’s like a royal scrivener. They write things, real important things, I suppose. Ain’t that somethin’ fancy for a class? I reckon it’s a bit like a scribe or a historian, keepin’ records of all sorts of things.

So, to sum it all up, there’s a lotta classes in Log Horizon. Some are for fightin’, some are for supportin’, and others are for crafting or healing. Each class got their own special abilities, and when you pick a class, you gotta make sure it fits the way you wanna play. And if you’re lucky enough to get a subclass, well, that’ll make you even stronger and help you stand out.

Now, I reckon that’s all the basics you need to know ‘bout them classes. Don’t go rushin’ off now, you gotta think real careful ‘bout which class fits you best. And remember, sometimes it ain’t just about fightin’. There’s plenty of ways to be helpful in that world, whether it’s casting spells, makin’ potions, or even writin’ things down for the future. You’ll find your place, don’t worry about that!

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