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Alright, so you wanna know about that Wakandan place, huh? The Waka-what? Embassy, they call it. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ from them city folk. Well, lemme tell ya what I heard, all mixed up like a bowl of stew, mind you.

First off, findin’ this place is like lookin’ for a needle in a haystack, only bigger. They say it’s in the middle of town, somewhere called Midtown. Big city, lots of buildin’s. You gotta go near the water, on the east side, they say. Then, you look for a big, big theater, somethin’ called the Method Theatre. Big name, prob’ly expensive shows. Anyways, the Wakandan place is right across the street from it. Like they’re starin’ each other down, you know? Big theater, Wakandan place right there. Can’t miss it, they say.

Now, who’s in this Wakandan place? Some tough women, that’s who. They call ’em Dora… Dora Mill-a-jee, somethin’ like that. Sound like a bunch of bees buzzin’ around. But these ain’t no ordinary women, no sir. They’re warriors, the best in the whole wide world, they say. They’d give up anythin’ to protect their home, this Wakanda place. Tough as nails, those women, I betcha. Wouldn’t wanna mess with ’em, that’s for sure.

• Find the river, east side.
• Look for the big Method Theatre.
• Wakandan Embassy is right across.
• Watch out for the tough women warriors!

Now, here’s the weird part. If you’re this Spider-Man fella, the one who’s all friendly and neighborhood-y, you ain’t gonna see nothin’ special. Just a buildin’, I guess. But if you’re this other Spider-Man, the one with the black suit, and you go there all wrong, kinda broken-like, then you get to do this salute thing. “Wakanda Forever,” they call it. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but them city folk are strange.

And them Wakandans, they got their own gods and stuff. Not like the good Lord we pray to on Sundays. They got animal gods, like hyenas and crocodiles and lions. Even white gorillas! But they don’t like that one no more, they say it’s outlawed. Sounds like a whole heap of trouble to me. Animals worshipin’, who ever heard of such a thing? God made man, not the other way around. But that’s what they do, I guess.

So, that’s all I know about this Wakandan embassy. It’s a place with tough women, strange salutes, and weird animal gods. Sounds like a place to stay away from, if you ask me. Stick to your own kind, that’s what I always say. Less trouble that way. But if you’re looking for an adventure, well, I guess that’s the place to be. Just don’t say I didn’t warn ya. Big city, big trouble. That’s how it always is.

So yeah, this Wakandan Embassy, it’s in the city, near a big theater, got them warrior women, and this whole weird “Wakanda Forever” thing. And the animal gods? Don’t even get me started. Sounds like a place I’d rather just read about in the paper, not actually go visitin’. You city folks got too much time on your hands, messin’ with all this strange stuff. Me? I’d rather be home, tendin’ to my garden and makin’ sure the chickens are alright. That’s the life for me. Simple and safe, that’s all a body needs. But that Wakandan place? Well, now you know as much about it as I do. And that’s probably more than you needed to know, to be honest.

Tags: [Wakanda, Embassy, Midtown, Dora Milaje, Wakanda Forever, Spider-Man, Method Theatre, African, Warriors, Gods]